March 22, 2006

Accidental Haiku

Occasionally,
we need not create senryu.
We trip over it...



"With prudent technology
the ear of the customer
is made clean."

http://www.mimikurin.com/mimikurin.html

(細心の技術でお客様の耳をきれいにします。)

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March 09, 2006

A Sure Thing

junkyard floozie
soaking in pink champagne
boobies blinking

http://www.claytonbailey.com/gallerytipsybot.jpg

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March 08, 2006

Robogasms

Gree.tings.Jah.shu.wa.
Do.you.want.to.fool.a.round?
I’m.pro.grammed.to.serve.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1361247.html?menu=news.quirkies

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March 04, 2006

Fembot Lonely

Dear Seductotron:
Love is a hollow vacuum
while you hybernate.


http://seductotron.blogspot.com/

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March 02, 2006

Babysitter

Without arms,
I hold a child's
attention.

http://www.nec.co.jp/press/ja/0503/1602.html

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