euPhonious Feminine Cybernetics

Adorable Bots

2011-10-08T17:11:00.007-07:00

From polymer clay,
they are shaped in loving palms.
Created for joy.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/robotsareawesome

No Welding No Glue

2009-10-17T16:11:00.008-07:00

Treasures assembled
from doodads and doohickeys --
and david's heart.

http://www.lipsonrobotics.com/

Augmentation

2009-05-25T16:53:00.003-07:00

Forever perky,
my cup-sized in cubic feet --
cast iron cleavage.

boobies, breasts, robot boobs, sinks, cast iron sink,

I, Gardener

2009-05-02T11:56:00.002-07:00

If the Creator
gave me a mechanized thumb,
how green would it be?

http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2009/robotic-garden-0318.html

Ninja v. Robot

2009-04-01T11:16:00.002-07:00

His stocking feet
are poised to strike the giant.
Will he make a dent?

Come see Marcus Cutler's Wallpaper.
(Don't forget to click on the image over there for full size.)

Silly Humans

2008-11-16T08:12:00.001-07:00

Carbon-based morons.
Embrace the coming endtimes!
You cannot escape.

Interesting reading...

Robot on Youtube

2008-01-12T12:41:00.001-07:00

Natural Beauty

2007-11-11T23:11:00.000-07:00

Nate's robots evolve
into colorful creatures
with plumes and feathers.

http://n8wragg.blogspot.com/2007/09/robot-alien-sketches.html

Great line work.

can i keep him?

2007-10-19T14:41:00.000-07:00

smaller than a pill
but nearly as effective --
my nanorobot

http://prozacville.blogspot.com

Robot Building for Dummies!

2007-10-12T11:38:00.000-07:00

Even dumb humans
like you can build a sexy
robot like me, now.

http://www.robotics.com/rbfd/

sexy androids get the blues...

2007-10-01T09:14:00.000-07:00

Lonely, she ponders
her life in blue smoke as she
takes another drag...

http://fmhansen.blogspot.com

バイアグラ

2007-09-25T16:18:00.000-07:00

Thankfully,
a robot's rigidity
comes standard..

http://theoddneighbor.blogspot.com/2007/09/viagral-microscopy.html

Who will love him now?

2007-05-25T13:27:00.000-07:00

In 2 dimensions,
a robot's heart breaks in two.
An artiste relates...

http://52fridays.blogspot.com/2007/05/more-robot-greatness.html

Carbon-based Lifeforms

2007-03-17T10:58:00.000-07:00

Graphene transistors
will form their intelligence.
A new species dawns.

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=6302

Tin Souls Rescued

2007-03-15T12:11:00.001-07:00

Giving new life
to the discarded:
blessed Nemo

http://nemomatic.com/nemomatic/home.html

Kawasaki Wrestle Quad

2007-03-12T08:53:00.000-07:00

From yellow corner
to center of battle, best
robot stays upright.

A shout out to Robot Dreams for the heads-up.
And honey, he gives great video!

Official Results Announced

Robothetical Ethicals

2007-03-11T06:01:00.001-07:00

With Stuart Bird's rules
Robots come in handier
than we expected.

bonus: gratuitious discernable genitalia

Champion Cocktail Server

2007-03-10T11:02:00.000-07:00

Shiny bartender’s
special gift to TEDheads:
Kahlua flambé!

http://www.suicidebots.com/2007/03/09/suicidebots-at-ted/
http://www.suicidebots.com/2006/12/09/el-borracho-wins/

In Monterey
Heaven’s “pre-released version”
the TED Event

can you cuddle a 9" paperweight?

2007-02-28T13:33:00.000-07:00

Oxytocin flowed
when I saw this little guy.
I wanna hug him!

http://www.smallartworks.ca/Gallery/Robot/Robot.html

shiny assistant
stands motionless on my desk
awaiting orders

abbreviated commentary

2007-02-27T18:20:00.000-07:00

I like to remark
in seventeen* syllables
on robots’ impact.

*or fewer

Utopia

2006-12-02T18:10:00.000-07:00

It's simpler
in a binary world.
"False" is never true.

robogami

2006-09-21T08:54:00.000-07:00

Paper Bots powered
by your imagination.
Print, cut, and fold.

pink:	http://mizio-s.hp.infoseek.co.jp/r-sp.pdf
red:	http://mizio-s.hp.infoseek.co.jp/r-ss.pdf
purple:	http://mizio-s.hp.infoseek.co.jp/r-sd.pdf

011011000111010101110110

2006-06-01T07:03:00.000-07:00

Take heart, Tinman.
The rhythm was in you,
all along.

Chatterbox Challenge 2006

2006-04-28T21:42:00.000-07:00

Elbot the robot
advances the spoken word.
Vote for him today!

http://elbot.blogspot.com/2006/04/sixth-annual-chatterbox-challenge-is.html

Mechanical Knight

2006-04-25T21:53:00.000-07:00

Leonardo dressed
his renaissance robot
in shining armor.

http://www.engr.uconn.edu/bme/davinci/

http://brunelleschi.imss.fi.it/ingrin/ref/e101778hr.mov

Moving Parts

2006-04-21T14:18:00.000-07:00

Heaving and surging,
he sways, pitches and rolls.
Degrees of Freedom

http://www.robotics.utexas.edu/rrg/learn_more/low_ed/dof/
1 2

Higher Education

2006-04-14T22:18:00.000-07:00

Exploited robots
and faculty scandalized.
Theta Tau pledge week

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47207

introductions

2006-04-11T09:28:00.000-07:00

Curious children:
The future of robotics.
Old folks teaching young.

http://www.robotgroup.net/index.cgi/MenchacaElementary2006

Accidental Haiku

2006-03-22T16:03:00.000-07:00

Occasionally,
we need not create senryu.
We trip over it...

"With prudent technology
the ear of the customer
is made clean."

http://www.mimikurin.com/mimikurin.html

(細心の技術でお客様の耳をきれいにします。)

A Sure Thing

2006-03-09T23:55:00.000-07:00

junkyard floozie
soaking in pink champagne
boobies blinking

http://www.claytonbailey.com/gallerytipsybot.jpg

Robogasms

2006-03-08T23:48:00.000-07:00

Gree.tings.Jah.shu.wa.
Do.you.want.to.fool.a.round?
I’m.pro.grammed.to.serve.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1361247.html?menu=news.quirkies

Fembot Lonely

2006-03-04T13:04:00.000-07:00

Dear Seductotron:
Love is a hollow vacuum
while you hybernate.

http://seductotron.blogspot.com/

Babysitter

2006-03-02T07:25:00.000-07:00

Without arms,
I hold a child's
attention.

http://www.nec.co.jp/press/ja/0503/1602.html

The Velveteen Robosapien

2006-02-23T05:26:00.000-07:00

Fuzzy twisted yarn,
meticulously knotted,
creates new servo.

http://www.jesshutch.com/robot01.html

Artificial Porn

2006-02-22T19:06:00.000-07:00

Push my button here,
I’m sheet metal in your hands -
your robot of love.

Batteries not Included

2006-02-18T10:43:00.000-07:00

Dancing robot
in shimmering plastic gown,
Don't step on my toes!

http://www.nomura-g.co.jp/topics_old/images/20050707/dance01.jpg

Anthropomorpha

2006-01-11T13:11:00.000-07:00

Sweeping the cobwebs
from under the dirty couch,
she finds a lost bolt.

http://www.morpha.de/php_e/morpha_HausAssi.php3

Dental Telepathy

2006-01-06T16:17:00.000-07:00

Fillings in my teeth
receive aliens' message.
I hear and obey.

Pants down...

2005-12-15T06:03:00.000-07:00

Tweezers grasping twig,
rose-tinted magnifying
glass on eye, he peers...

That tickles.

2005-12-09T10:13:00.000-07:00

Articulated,
auto-groping, piece of junk,
pinches my new ass.

Inner Space

2004-12-09T07:31:00.000-07:00

mind-numbing routine
blue edges fade into gray
my chair envelops

http://oem.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/61/1/24

more...

A ride on the fox's tail...

2004-11-23T16:36:00.000-07:00

Run, run, as fast as you can!
You can’t catch me; I’m the gingerbread man!

Gingerbread robot
Sweet, chewy, molasses treat,
at the river’s edge.

http://chaoskids.com/ROBOTS/CBOT/CBOT.html

Flies: It's what's for dinner.

2004-09-09T07:35:00.000-07:00

Sweet fecal allure
attracts the black hairy fly.
The trap is set.

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6366

ascii robot

2004-04-17T10:44:00.000-07:00

http://www.asciiworld.com/robots.html

(made from linked pattern)

I love Seductotron!

2004-02-14T07:29:00.000-07:00

I pant for plug-ins.
Copper wires excite me.
I want him naked!

http://seductotron.blogspot.com/

Kissing Seductotron

2004-01-09T22:35:00.000-07:00

Unit interface
connects to my pleasure port.
Electricity.

http://seductotron.blogspot.com/

Posy ®

2003-02-21T15:15:00.000-07:00

girl of shiny white
brings cherry blossoms
to fill my heart

http://www.sgi.co.jp/newsroom/press_releases/2002/mar/posy.html